Spiritual Girl 

Spiritual Girls are girls that won't say they're Christian when asked about religion for fear that you'll think they're morally strong and that trying to get them drunk and have dirty bathroom sex with them will be fruitless.

Instead they say they're spiritual, which means they'll still sex anyone that can fog a mirror but they don't want you to think they're so stupid and uncultured as to not have any religious moral compass at all.

Sam: What's your religion?

Lisa: I'm a spiritual girl. I like, LIKE the spirit world and crystals, but like, I'm not sure what to think about my soul, you know? Like it's so mystical, and like, stuff....OMG a shiny thing. What was I saying?
Sam (grinning knowingly): This is my friend John. He and his girlfriend Jennifer will be joining us tonight. They're "spiritual" too. Who has the lube?

Spiritual Girl by GimmeYourTired November 10, 2010

Spiritual Breathmint 

The rectal administration of an intoxicating drug, usually in the company of close friends or loved ones (not neccessarily administered by someone else as in a gentleman's handshake).

Drugs administered in this way often are more intense in experiance due to it being absorbed more quickly into the bloodstreem.

Yes Targ, that Spiritual Breathmint was an intense blast, only mired by the fact that by inserting only half a pill the jagged edge has caused a minor laceration on my ring.

Spiritual Breathmint by TSA May 25, 2005

spiritual opening 

Spiritual Opening is When you are spiritually ready to open up your vagina for sex.

"I was spiritual opening myself up for Donald Trump. He grabbed me by the pussy all night"

spiritual opening by Juanito January 22, 2017

Spritz 

A half-assed shower

Don't worry, I won't take long to get ready... I'm just taking a quick spritz, not a full shower.

Spritz by tha h00tman January 21, 2017

Shy Sprite 

Shy Sprites are little guys who hide in leaves. Their eyes are exceedingly gigantic! Shy sprites have black eyes; their eyes may glow in the dark. Shy Sprites may have brown or grey eyes, as these sprites change colors to match their envirornments. Who knows? Shy Sprites may have green eyes; it is unknown if their eyes become hazel.

Shy Sprites have green, greenish grey, or grey skin. They have black antennas on their heads. Shy Sprites look like babies with pointed ears. Ears point upwards. Shy Sprites have small noses and "shy smiles!" They are "too adorable." Yes, most babies are adorable, but Shy Sprites are really adorable. They are way too cute to be elves! (That is why humans suspect these are sprites.)

These little guys get their name because they have semi-interested and terrified expressions on their faces. They seem willing to come out from hiding, but they do not know " what they're gonna get!" That could be the reason they hide. Shy Sprites may risk getting "tweaked." That means if they do come out from behind those leaves, Shy Sprites have their cheeks pinched by every girl in their local radiuses.

Aw, he's a shy sprite!

Shy Sprite by Ifuckingtriedok July 26, 2009

give me a sprite 

It really means give me a BJ. The phrase comes from a german sprite commercial where a woman is giving a man a BJ and when he comes, he has a sprite bottle spewing fizz all over her face

Man: Hey, do you want to give me a sprite?

Woman: Sure

Man: Alright!! (pulls down pants)

Woman: What are you doing?!

Man: Your giving me a sprite. A BJ

give me a sprite by mrpib4875 October 16, 2010

Spiritual asmodeus worship

A religion that is closely related to spiritual satanism that believe in a real supernatual being called asmodeus who is all good and is a god of sex and supplier of all the good things in life. The style of all types of asmodeus worship is similar to satanism. Except that the have regular orgies as a rite to worship asmodeus and they use a priestess as a holy prostitute that they buy sex from as a mean to fund there sect.

John is into spiritual asmodeus worship.

Spiritual asmodeus worship by Deep blue 2012 September 5, 2010