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Shark Attack

The shark attack is a sexual act in which the woman is standing naked against a wall with ass-cheeks spread. The man then puts his hands above his head as to form a shark fin...then sprints full speed toward the woman yelling "Shark Attack!" and penetrates her without mercy.

Be careful not to break your dick off...I will not be held responsible for any injuries that occur while attempting this risky maneuver.
Damn...that bitch liked it rough! I put her up against the wall and gave her the shark attack.
by tysi1521 December 15, 2008
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Jumping the shark

Moving from the realm of cult into the realm of camp.
Jumping the shark: Top Gear jumped the shark when James May got in the car with Kenny Brock
by Cillit Bang July 26, 2009
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shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.
After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.
by throughcelluloid July 10, 2009
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Rugged Shark

This is when you kick a woman in the vagina, and your foot gets stuck and when you pull your foot out the force is such that you shred the vagina.
Emergency Room: "Is she in labour?"
"No, it's just a rugged shark."
by Justin 2567 August 10, 2006
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Shark Fin

Inserting a hand (or hands) into a persons orifice. The hand must be oriented in a manner that the four fingers lay on top of each other for the "insertion". The thumb points upward to resemble a sharks fin.
Dick and Fanny were having some quiet time. Fanny grew excited, resulting in Dick delivering a "Shark Fin".
by jama76 October 11, 2011
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Goblin Shark

A manky shark with a long pointy nose
An insult for a real ugly person or nosey bugger
Ya goblin shark get ya nose out of me business
You so ugly ya make grown peeps cry- goblin shark
by User_87 December 14, 2014
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shark

A variation on the shocker, with the addition of a "fin" - the thumb, also known as the roamer, used to stroke the clitoris.
Once you shark, you never go back
by Ryan August 14, 2002
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