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shark attack

The process by which a menstruating female neglects to flush a used tampon, leaving it to steep in stagnant toilet water, thus creating a violent swirl of blood upon the next flushing. The succeeding flushing is typically performed by a frustrated male counterpart.

After one too many shark attacks, the husband filed for divorce.

by throughcelluloid July 10, 2009