by Carmina September 6, 2006
Get the finger paint mug.To bone a dude and rip his anus causing your dong to be not only shit stained but painted red from that poor son of a bitch's butt hole.
"Dude Cory, Dave pissed B.J. and me off so bad last night that we held him down gave ourselves paint jobs!"
by Old Faithful aka Landshark October 19, 2008
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When a group of males masturbate and attempt to ejaculate on each other while avoiding the semen of other players. Can be played as a team sport or free-for-all.
Person 1: I was about to splatter you when Johnny vaulted the couch and shot his load right in my face!
Person 2: Johnny is a beast at paintball
Johnny: I fucking love paintball!
Person 2: Johnny is a beast at paintball
Johnny: I fucking love paintball!
by Johnnysharpshooter April 3, 2011
Get the Paintball mug.by Ted April 7, 2005
Get the Painting a Picasso mug.When a man shares the juice of his love with the face of his partner then grabs his cock(The Handle) and brushes the paint(love juice) with his sack.
by Bob February 20, 2005
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Get the Phant mug.when you get hickies and cant get caught so you have a bud shoot you with a paintball gun a few times so you can lie to your bitch
Simon: baby i was at a paintball game,l i swear
Simon's bitch: whatever motherfucker your lying
Simon: yeah bitch im lying i went through all the trouble of getting shot with paintballs to lie to you... God your a fuckin stupid bitch
Simon's bitch: whatever motherfucker your lying
Simon: yeah bitch im lying i went through all the trouble of getting shot with paintballs to lie to you... God your a fuckin stupid bitch
by SyrupSimon July 19, 2009
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