cobweb minge

A old lady's cunt

Dude don't be mad but I fucked your great great great grandmother for her 100 th birthday yo man ur great great great granny had her a bad case of cobweb minge I had to fuck her for hours to get her properly dusted out

by Sex slang sabotagery May 23, 2016

light minded

being light minded is someone who doesn't think about situation and actions he/she is in

John is a light minded dude.

by JonasTheBoss February 20, 2017

faulty minded

When one's mind is full of fuck.

"Hey dude. Saba said he is faulty minded."
"Yeah man. His brain is fried from all the drugs."

by Circadian77 June 6, 2017

pingy minge

A person who is being particularly rude or impolite and u feel as if their actions are minge like

Man that person is being a pingy minge today

by Garylover April 24, 2018

close minded blame

When you blame something because you don’t understand what the problem is, and you try to find a quick solution.

Person A: Get off that website!
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because that website is giving us viruses!
Person B: But the computer is old.
Person A: I don’t want to hear your excuses!
Person B: Don’t make a close minded blame.

by ChameleonDragon June 1, 2018

Nopen Minded

Describes a person who claims to be open to new opinions and new ways of thinking, yet only harps back to the same old tired ideas and rhetoric.

(Shortening of 'Not Open Minded')

Our Professor is so nopen minded - he goes back to the same ways of thinking even after being shown a better way.

by Adolf Trump-Farage September 19, 2018

computer-minded

When you are so robotic with respect to emotional processing and internalizing problems that you lose touch with reality, which isn't as harsh as you are making it out to be.

She is very computer-minded right now. But it's just a phase, serious as it may be.

by Ereck Flowers November 12, 2018