Cross-draw

Giving yourself a personal high-five with your non-dominant hand.

Self love can get repetitive, so sometimes I employ the cross-draw to keep things fresh!

by Big Tasty 98 May 5, 2021

Crossed the Rubincon

Crossing the Rubincon
A phrase used to describe someone performing a task so disastrously that they transcend the original goal, creating something entirely unrelated or bizarre in the process.

Origin:
The phrase is a play on "Crossing the Rubicon," which refers to Julius Caesar's fateful crossing of the Rubicon River in ancient Rome, symbolizing a point of no return. In this case, it humorously nods to Dave Rubin's infamous comedy special on April 8, 2018, which was considered so poorly executed that it surpassed comedy entirely, becoming something else altogether.

Defined as: To fail so badly at a task as to transcend the task completely.

Example:
Guy 1: "Instead of running the race, he walked the wrong way into the bushes."
Guy 2: "Yeah, he totally Crossed the Rubincon."
Guy 1: "What does that mean?"
Guy 2: "He's just as bad at running as Dave Rubin is at Comedy!"

by Xena Ferrer December 4, 2024

cross-pimping

When someone wears two separate brands of the same type of thing.

"Man how are you going to be cross-pimping like that, wearing Nike shoes with adidas socks"

by Downsouthpimp April 5, 2016

Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.

Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.

by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017

Cross Hammered

A person who is high and drunk at the same time.

"Dude go home you are totally cross hammered"

by CobaltSSturbo October 28, 2013

Crossed Boundaries

A four-part tetralogy horror franchise that follows the disturbing lives of the four protagonists, the audience watches as their stories intertwine and unfold into utter chaos and tragedy.

“Crossed Boundaries just might be the best read yet!”

by GrilledPotatos June 5, 2021

Cross-trade

The business of thieving, or anything else illegal or shady in nature. A "cross-trading scum" is a thief who's got on the wrong side of the court system.

"That blood is a cross-trader, he sells stolen goods online and invests the money in shady real-estate deals."

by Zed Numar July 26, 2021