jack binder 

A legendary sex machine who enjoys riding the fuck truck to pound town. His genitals are lanky and he’ll give you a spanky

“Hey did you meet that girl last night” -“yeah I Jack Bindered he so hard she couldn’t stand strait”

jack binder by Jackb220 May 22, 2018

homie-binding

Bro BDSM. The Homies tie each other up but it's just for hugs and cuddles..... and stuff.

Homie-binding... we don't speak of it, but it happens.

homie-binding by Collin Bot February 13, 2022

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

refrigerator blindness 

Selective loss of visual acuity in association with common foraging of the refrigerator. Predominantly seen in children and males.

"Honey, where's the orange juice?"
"Are you blind? Second shelf on the right!"
"Sorry, must be that pesky refrigerator blindness again..."

refrigerator blindness by ckarlo January 10, 2009

blindian

A hella fine ass breezie that is half black and half indian.

I like blindians that go to NYU but hail from Kansas.

blindian by T Money December 11, 2004

Blinded Cyclops 

When a woman is giving a man head and right before he nuts, she aims his dick back at him and shoots him in the eye.

I got Jeff back for cheating on me. I gave him a blinded cyclops when I was going down on him and kicked him in the balls.

Blinded Cyclops by Lord Longshadow December 25, 2018

Horny Blindness

Horny blindness is when you are so horny you are willing to fuck the first thing you see. You will often regret your actions taken during horny blindness after climax.

Dang, I fucked Michele because I had horny blindness, even though she's an ugly hoe.

Horny Blindness by selfproclaimedpussyslayer February 27, 2020