pookie bear

a cutesy name given to a man.

Travis Lee Metzger is my pookie bear.

by Sarah Quackenbush November 18, 2007

Playoff Beard

When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.

"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."

"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."

by Andrew Dargel June 1, 2006

drop bear

Australian tree-dwelling marsupial, found mostly in bushland areas, but also known to live in inner-city parks.
The drop bear is characterised by it's unusual defense mechanism - when the male senses danger, the drop bear glides or 'drops' down from it's perch and uses it's powerful hind spur to barb the enemy's eyes.

A drop bear landed on our tent while we were camping.

by jungle-scrapbook June 22, 2005

Teddy Bear

A fat guy with a cute face and sweet personality. Huggable and Cuddily!

That guy is def a teddy bear.

by SEXYMAMA6 April 19, 2011

Bearded-oyster

Furry female anatomy with a slight aroma of sea food (also known as poon)

I can't wait to slurp on a bearded-oyster when I get back to port, arr-matey!

by Buht Sechs November 2, 2003

Bob-Bear

Say the first word just as is and the last word in spanish translates to: (bob-oso) or baboso--> idiot

John is such a bob-bear.

by Shawn May 13, 2005

Chocolate Beard

Thick layer of excrement plastered across the back of a toilet bowl following high-velocity bowel movements. Gravity and geometry conspire to fashion this matter into a beard-shaped carpet of filth.

Some beards can survive multiple flushes, leading to the ultimate ignobility of cleaning up someone else's beard to avoid implication.

Also known as a "manural".

Oh man, I just went to the toilet and some fellow had left a chocolate beard in there.

by Mr Casual May 18, 2006