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When one's sports team makes it to the playoffs. Team members stop shaving their facial hair thus growing a 'playoff beard.' As long as that team is in the playoffs, the beard stays. When the team loses and gets removed from the playoffs, or ends up winning the championship; then, the beard can be shaved.
"Hey John, I heard your team lost your semi-finals game yesterday."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
"Yeah we did, it's a shame. I gotta' shave the old playoff beard off tonight."
by Andrew Dargel May 30, 2006
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A gay man’s female best friend who recommends Netflix love movies after his buddies’ favorite hockey team is eliminated from playoff contention.
by HockeyTim57 August 08, 2020
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A beard often grown by male college students during either finals week or a time period with a high amount of mid-term exams. Usually grown for good luck or as a result of a lack of time.
Doug: Mark you don't normally grow out much facial hair.
Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.
Mark: Well it is finals week this week...
Doug: Ah, gotta love the playoff beard.
by K. Botti March 08, 2007
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1. When a man feigns a serious interest in sports, to make it appear as if he is more masculine (i.e.-heterosexual)
Bruce: The Cubs are on a serious roll, they've won six in a row!
Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?
Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?
Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
Conscientous Objector: Can you name 3 players on the team?
Bruce: Um... Sammy Sosa?
Conscientous Objector: Time to shave that playoff beard buddy!
by Buteramerica April 25, 2009
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