Jon Walker

Jon Walker is the current bassist of Panic at the Disco.

Panic at the disco stole him from the academy is, for obvious reasons.

He's probably half Jesus or something.

so obviously the coolest person on the planet.

OMGzzzzzz did you see that new panic at the disco video? Jon Walker wuz lyk ttly h0oOt in that shit, y0.

by ukulele king. June 23, 2009

wallflower

Someone who is quiet,not anti social and friends do not come easy. They usually know everything going on but says nothing. Most likely always on guard because of something in the past. A wallflower are attractive to guys, but usually a turn off to girls. Favorite hobbies are mainly writing,or being outside.

"John go work with Alex"
"Who?"
"She sat behind you every day this year"
"Not my fault, she's a wallflower"

by wallflower23 October 20, 2013

wall rape

To completely and utterly dominate a Facebook wall with numerous posts. Can apply to Myspace, etc. but usually applies to Facebook "walls".

"Why did that girl wall rape you so badly?"
"She's kind of obsessed..."

by C002743308 April 20, 2006

spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch

An easy way to remember "The Sign of the Cross" in Christianity, more specifically, Catholicism.

John couldn't remember which order to sign his cross, and Tim said, "Heck man, that's easy. Go like this, spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch." He then demonstrated.

by XsTaTiKaL September 15, 2013

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

thot walk

add a slight bounce to your walk when you see a thot and it becomes into to a dance it should go right foot left foot right foot right foot then repeat left foot right foot left foot left foot add your own swagg into it

what do you do when you see a thot *pause* HIT THE THOT WALK AYYE AYEEE

by lulraerae April 14, 2014

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004