alistair's definitions

Spakfish

A fish that is spasticated

A person who acts spasticated

by Alistair July 22, 2003

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

Phrank

To prank call someones phone

Phone(3AM): "ring ring ring ring"
Steve: "ehhh......hello...zzzzz"
Me: "ahahahahhahamwahahahahhahmwhahahahaha I phranked you asshole"
Steve: "eh? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by Alistair August 13, 2004

ass holla

Someone who likes ass holes

A gay man

by Alistair July 20, 2003

jip

Verb: To take unfairly, to rob.
Alternate Spellings: Gyp, Gip, Jyp.
Shortening of the word Gypsie, as Gypsies were believed to be thieves.

I got jipped.
What a jip.

by Alistair January 20, 2003

Natcho Cheese

Cheese that doesn't belong to you.

Hey! That's Natcho cheese!

by Alistair December 22, 2003

fag end

The end something. The phrase usually suggests decline or deterioation, the worn-out remains.

The fag end of the year was cold and damp.

by Alistair September 17, 2004