alistair's definitions

Natcho Cheese

Cheese that doesn't belong to you.

Hey! That's Natcho cheese!

by Alistair December 22, 2003

walloper

person as useless as a floppy dick

you're burning my dinner ya fuckin' walloper

by alistair January 12, 2004

Phrank

To prank call someones phone

Phone(3AM): "ring ring ring ring"
Steve: "ehhh......hello...zzzzz"
Me: "ahahahahhahamwahahahahhahmwhahahahaha I phranked you asshole"
Steve: "eh? zzzzzzzzzzzzzz"

by Alistair August 13, 2004

ass holla

Someone who likes ass holes

A gay man

by Alistair July 20, 2003

jip

Verb: To take unfairly, to rob.
Alternate Spellings: Gyp, Gip, Jyp.
Shortening of the word Gypsie, as Gypsies were believed to be thieves.

I got jipped.
What a jip.

by Alistair January 20, 2003

Spakfish

A fish that is spasticated

A person who acts spasticated

by Alistair July 22, 2003

fag end

The end something. The phrase usually suggests decline or deterioation, the worn-out remains.

The fag end of the year was cold and damp.

by Alistair September 17, 2004