Straight From The Tap
Drinking your partners piss stream
Straight From The Tap by FordFocusGuy88 January 19, 2017
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what in the timbuck fuck
Ryth: “My Fortnite GIRLFRIEND wanted to SHOWER with ME” what in the timbuck fuck am I getting into?—-
what in the timbuck fuck by blakkxzoul February 19, 2023
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Poo Card Makes The Tea?
A quick card Game to decide who makes a round of tea! Played with a certain pack of "watersports" playing cards from Amsterdam, where all the cards have piss related pictures on them, except one of the jokers which is poo related!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Players are determined by the number of people that would like a cup of tea! (if u dont play u dont get one)
Whoever happens to pick up the "Piss Cards" first is automatically the dealer! (usually the person that suggested the game)
The cards are then shuffled and dealt out one card at a time to each player starting from the dealers left until one person gets dealt "The Poo Card"!
Then that person has to make everyone involved in the game a cup of tea!
Poo Card Makes The Tea? by Phatzoot June 24, 2011
I'm in the trenches, relax
Lil Durk's verse in Drake's hit single "Laugh Now Cry Later". A popular phrase used by some. It means, despite gaining a lot of fame and wealth, Durk is still in the hood. Lil Durk has not forgotten where he came from.
Malachi: The boy, Jacob, catted. The boy think he all that, now he don't wanna be associated with us.
Jacob: I'm in the trenches, relax.
Jacob: I'm in the trenches, relax.
I'm in the trenches, relax by Jorolb December 5, 2020
Seemed like a good idea at the time
Wife: I cant believe you had sex with those two strippers, then you had the nerve to bring them to the house and make them breakfast.
Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was
Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.
Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.
Husband: Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Wife: I bet it did, it was a bad idea and you are a ass hole for thing it was
Husband: Well, that did not cross my mind at the time. I never banged to hot bitches at the same time and two bitches at the same time is always a good idea.
Rumored to be what Bill Clinton said when asked about Monica Lewinsky during his 1999 impeachment hearing.
Seemed like a good idea at the time by Dave Lickersnach April 8, 2015
the talk
A conversation most American parents try to have with their teens, telling them all about sex even though they've already known it all for a couple of years by that time. Therefore it only serves to embarass the teen.
I'm not having the talk with my kids, I want them to just learn it all on the internet and from the kids at school like I did, and like everyone should.
the talk by combat_rock November 24, 2003
it's the tits
it's the tits by decksanddecks March 24, 2009