Social House 

Pretty optimistic guys from Pittsburgh that are pretty chill that floss regularly and thrift heavily for random things such as harnesses and fish net jumpsuits. Rarely found without positive energy and plant-based dietary restrictions. Some times found in the Hamptons. Legalize weed everywhere.

Dang...that Social House song is stuck in my head!

Social House by iHeartRadio August 15, 2018

Social Media Grandparent 

A grandparent who appears to be helpful and involved on social media. They only actually participate in situations in which the parents of the children are present, so they don’t actually have to help with anything. They have every excuse in the book when you beg them to babysit the children they post all over Facebook as grandparent of the year.

“why can’t you and your husband go on a date?” “We don’t have a babysitter” “but i thought your mom was so involved with the kids??” “Oh no, only on Facebook. She’s a social media grandparent.”

Social Media Grandparent by Frustrated Daughter October 16, 2018

Social zoned 

Like the friend zone, but banned to social media contact.

Credit due to Kaylynn and Marcus.

"I like you as a broadcaster and nothing else"
"Bro, you just got social zoned"

Social zoned by kayl_pierce October 27, 2018

Social Media Dirty Bomb 

A strategy of Social Media influencers to drop trails of bad information and or conspiracy theories to try to gain traction and a following. The goal to go viral with retweets spreading misinformation causing confusion while dog whistling to like minded people and groups. Posts also attempt to connect different conspiracy theories to gain legitimacy.

Tactic of Troll Farms.

While scrolling through twitter i stumbled across a Social media dirty bomb about russian carrots, american potatoes, and a false missile alert, the bots must be on crack.

Social Media Dirty Bomb by redbent January 14, 2019

Social Comedia 

Witty answers given to serious subjects on social media

Any opinion given based on partial fact and confirmation bias. You must be a social comedian

Social Comedia by Nefarius April 16, 2019

Social Potato 

An amazing and kind person who loves Cheetos and loves to be happy and annoying!!

Your a social potato for giving me cash cash money cash cash.

Social Potato by Social Potato April 25, 2019

social slave 

Someone who only cares about the latest celebrity, trend, media, or most voiced opinion. Once the material loses fame, they will move on to the current material. Will talk endlessly about how the latest material will make history, only to ditch it after a few weeks.

Person A: Super Platformer 11 is so overrated!
Person B: Didn't you say last month that it would be the best game ever?
Person A: HypeCheerleader never made good points anyway.
Person B: You need to make up your mind.
Don't be a social slave.

social slave by ChameleonDragon May 11, 2019