Slippery Newman

when a man gathers the squirt juice from a woman and uses it to whale it(jack off).

The other day Jimothy gave himself a real nice slippery newman with Bertha's Juice.

by Daveball April 20, 2010

slippery slappers

the most affectionate term of endearment one can use towards their friend. Top of the ranking of names you call your friends.

Most commonly used by students of Herzing College in Montreal, Canada.

You would kill (if Canadians could actually aim, or at least hold an arm) for slippery slappers

"I'm surrounded by all my best bros tonight: slappers, slippers, sluzza, slippery slappers" - Eden

by Slappery slippers August 31, 2010

Slappy Joe

The extreme pain due to a high-velocity impact between the male scrotum and the inner thigh flab. This usually occurs when playing intense sports such as ping-pong, or doing jumping jacks. The resulting sound is a high-pitched, incredibly loud slapping noise.

Person 1: Owww, I just had a slappy joe!

Person 2: ....I am so sorry. Here, take a Vicodin.

by SlappyJoesHurt December 30, 2011

Skippydinglechalk

I am only here for two things to do some homework and ride my razor scooter and I’m all out of homework

Skippydinglechalk is a legend

by Skippydinglechall September 28, 2019

Slappy kuky

The act of slapping your cuckold boyfriend at his birthday party and calling him stupid in front of everyone.Usually ends with a reconciliation cum kiss

Antoinette gave Christien a slappy kuky on his 42th aniversary

by BogusAnalus February 23, 2021

damn skippy

A stronger way of saying yes.

Also the name of Neil Cicierega AKA Lemon Demon's 4th album released March 21 2005 including the tracks "Dead Sea Monkeys", "Sky Is Not Blue", "Pumpkin Pie", "When Robots Attack", "Geeks in Love" "New Way Out" "What Will Happen Will Happen", "Kitten is Angry", "The Ceiling", "Subtle Oddities", "Gonna Dig Up Alec Guinness", "Flamingo Legs", "Ode to Crayola", "Rainwater", "Smell Like a Cookie All Day", "Dizziful Bliss" "Word Disassociation", "Eventuality", "Bicycle Race (Queen Cover)", "Fuzzy (The Incredible Moses Leroy cover)", "March of the Living Figments", "Mothers All Over the World", "Mr. Porta-Potty Man", "Musical Chairs (alternate version)", and "Pirate in a Box (Hedwig and the Angry Inch parody".

Neil Cicierega: "Wanna go listen to my new album 'Damn Skippy'?"

Emmy Cicierega: "Damn Skippy!"

by Agent Plug-N-Play August 24, 2021

Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

The worst roast you could ever give. It's even worse than Ur Mom Gay and Ur Dad lesbian and even worse than Ur granny tranny. It will end everyone you say it too.

Person 1: Ur Mom Gay
Person 2: Ur Dad Lesbian
Person 1: Ur Granny Tranny
Person 2: Oh Yeah! Well Ur grandpappy do meat slappy

by iThinkItsFate March 13, 2018