When you're hitting a chick back door and you pull out a poop dick. Then turn her around and mushroom print her forehead with your poop dick.
I remember this girlfriend from back in high school. I found out she was banging my dad, so I gave her the Shiitake Mushroomand dumped her!
by *Dirty Dave* September 13, 2009
Get the Shiitake Mushroom mug.taking an evil shit is the most vile & despicable form of bathroom desecration; usually done in a one-person public restroom. Shit is flung or smeared all over the walls, floor, and/or toilet.
I was workin at the gas station and some fucker took an evil shit in the men's restroom & I refused to clean it up.
by quetzaln January 13, 2007
Get the evil shit mug.Inspired by the "eating crackers" definition. A really hot chick that you just know doesn't have stinky shit.
"Britney Spears may be a raving lunatic, but I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from.
by where the wite wimmen at January 28, 2008
Get the I would eat a yard of her shit just to see where it came from mug.by Aorience April 11, 2006
Get the Sick Shit mug.you just trashy,ain't nothing but a bum,creep,loser,coward,waste,etc
or someone who can't do nothin,but eating,playing and sleeping
or someone who can't do nothin,but eating,playing and sleeping
A:godamn it,you always mess everything up
B:sorry man,but i aint mean to....
A:shut the fuck up,don't explain,you aint shit!
B:sorry man,but i aint mean to....
A:shut the fuck up,don't explain,you aint shit!
by Emagician September 4, 2005
Get the you aint shit mug.The boss tells everyone through the P.A. that David got fired
David at home: Gerald, i got fired
Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!
David at home: Gerald, i got fired
Gerald: No Shit Sherlock!
by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020
Get the No Shit Sherlock mug.The place a person is going when they've decided to put themself into a less than desirable, potentially hurtful, or crap, situation. The only thing on the menu, regardless of how it appears, is shit. Often the person will know they are about to go there, but feel almost powerless to stop it.
Example 1
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.
Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.
Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.
Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.
Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.
Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!
Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.
Friend: You know, I got a message from him last night and he wants to see me again....maybe he really cares this time.
Concerned friend: Oh no!.....you're not going to see him are you? Please don't give him another chance to break your heart again.
Friend: I'm feeling weak and I want to see him so badly..... It looks like I'll be heading back to the Shit Cafe.
Example 2
Employee 1: The boss just asked me to work this weekend and I caved.
Employee 2: Man, I already told them no way! I can't believe you're gonna eat that shit sandwich.
Employee 1: I know....I'm such a loser. I keep letting people take me to the Shit Cafe even though I know the only thing on the menu is crap!
Employee 2: Yeah the boss is such an asshole...he knows how often you eat there.
by SilverB January 5, 2009
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