sharpavian

awsome,everything, nothing,your face.

"omg!thats soooo sharpavian."
or
"billy whats wrong?""sharpavian mom,sharpavian."

by [GEE] October 9, 2008

Sharpie harpie

Same as a blue pen, a bands 'fan' that waits after the show for an autograph / signed photo, then sells it on ebay.

"Some Sharpie harpie is trying to sell a signed Jonas Brothers photo, who'd be dumb enough?"

by mrbt August 25, 2008

Sharpen the Battle Oar for the Regatta

Code used by closeted gay men to communicate their intent on attending a gay sex orgy;

Sharpen= lubricate

Battle Oar= one's penis

Regatta= public place, usually a highway rest stop or secluded park bench, where homosexual men go to have unprotected sex with multiple anonymous partners

Mike: Hey Dave, what are you up to tonight?

Dave: I'm so stressed. I'm ready to sharpen the battle oar for the regatta. (wink)

Mike: Sounds good. I'll see you there. (gently taps foot)

by Crewman April 29, 2009

sharpie shop

To attack a photo with a sharpie or other permanet marker. usually happens right after a break-up or fight.

After she and Mark's nasty break-up, she decided to sharpie shop every photo she had of him.

by ABERZOMBIE!! March 7, 2010

Sharpie Shirt

A passedout drunk gets his/her chest and stromach area covered with a sharpie or other permanant marker.

"Is that a black under-shirt?"
"No, it's a Sharpie Shirt."
"You're fired."

by The Original Pfeiffer March 25, 2010

Sharpulence

A fart that makes a sharp, high pitched tone, as opposed to a flat one.

Man I think I barely heard that, you got some serious sharpulence.

by cb1234 August 31, 2010

Sharping

(verb) To mark the thigh of a woman during oral sex with a small mark or symbol using an indelible marker. Commonly done where the woman cannot easily see herself and meant to warn future partners that the woman has been "sharped" before.

Guy 1 "I was sharping that one chick, and I noticed your brand."
Guy 2 "Yeah, I went down on her. It looked like Jimmy and four other guys sharped her in the last few months too. Total skeez."
Guy 1 "Whore."

by JohnsMom February 27, 2011