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Nut privilege

The advantage someone gets when they're regularly getting laid, as opposed to their single friends who are not. It's like a VIP pass to feeling secure and chill in social situations, where there's no pressure to find someone to hook up with. It changes the game so much that those with nut privilege might bail on social gatherings or not bother to put themselves 'out there' because they've got the sexual security blanket at home.
Joe's got serious nut privilege now that he's been with Sam for two years. He used to be down for every party. Now, he's all like, "Nah, I'm good," when his roommates want to throw a Halloween bash. Meanwhile, they're hustling to send invites in the hopes of finding someone to snuggle up with when the party's over.
by professor_of_sociology November 2, 2023
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Synchro-nut

noun
When two or more persons engaging in sexual activities orgasm and/or ejaculate in concert.
verb
The act of orgasming and/or ejaculating in concert with one or more other persons.
noun
That was the best synchro-nut I've ever had.
verb
There's nothing quite like synchro-nutting with one of your best homies.
by MostValuableB November 25, 2018
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No nut Police

A law enforcement manpower and body that ensure men become gods and gods become mere men.

The heroes who govern our Lord and saviour No nut November

If a fellow's feeling like a bellow the No nut Police will arrive on the Facebook scene in the form of a visual rhetoric.

Usually around week 2 you can start to levitate just btw. That's pretty cool.
Coupon: This Coupon Good For 1 FREE NUT during the month of November. *does not disqualify from #noutnovember - void when used. Exp: 11/30

No nut police: Stop, it's the nut police. Free nut coupons are strictly prohibited, anyone who has already used them is disqualified

BOYS RUN!!!
by cancerisnotaverygoodthing November 4, 2018
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Squirrelin’ a Nut

When a dude intentionally builds up as much semen aka nut as possible and refuses to ejaculate until the right time and perhaps all over the right person with a copious amount of man goo.
I haven’t wanked for over three weeks. I’ve been squirrelin’ a nut. Rachel’s coming over later and she’s about to get a facial like never before. My sack is so nut heavy it’ll be like a one man bukkake.

I finally blew after squirrelin’ a nut for two weeks. I think I clogged the shower drain.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Nut Heavy

A condition whereby excessive semen has been built up by a dude and the scrotum is aching to bust a load of nut.
Two broken wrists has left me quite but heavy.

Rachel’s gonna milk my prostate tonight cause she knows I’m nut heavy and need to empty the sack.
by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019
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Nut Mutt

A female who is old and wrinkly that will take up any opportunity to enjoy a fat nut to the face after a hard day of blowing truck drivers and smoking multiple packs of eagle 20s
Cathryn is a total nut mutt
by Slippery Sanchez June 22, 2018
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Counter Nut

When hitting it from behind, you ejaculate into the anus the receiver lets out a fart blasting your cum back into your penis.
Shane:"Hey how did it go last night with Emma?"
Sean: "Oh it was great up until the part where she counter nutted me. I think I need to go to a doctor."
by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018
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