monkey semen 

When you have a tiny, almost microscopic dick and for some reason are able to jiz

Guy1: Dude, your girlfriend said you are huge
Guy2: No dude, Monkey semen

monkey semen by NinNards May 16, 2017

Monkey fucked 

When you get screwed over

Sounds like your boss just monkey fucked you man!!!!

Monkey fucked by Heatoshun October 24, 2017

monkey with a chemistry set 

Someone who has no idea what the possible outcomes of an input will bring about, it relates to the risk one takes when mixing unknown chemicals together, and that a monkey is likely to attempt something multiple times until it gets some kind of response.

If I was you I would not let that guy work on my computer, he is like a Monkey with a chemistry set.

monkey with a chemistry set by LaceySD January 17, 2018

Monkey Wings 

When a man's scrotal sack becomes stuck to the inner thigh due to perspiration often requiring a sumo style leg raise to break surface tension. The stretch of the sack pulling away from the inner thigh resembles monkey wings.

Dude, I got some serious monkey wings after that round of 18.

Monkey Wings by Wiseguy15 February 3, 2018

Monkey and Rabbit Theory 

The Monkey and Rabbit Theory is a metaphor used to describe the ongoing battle and relationship between sexual humor and gross potty humor in TV Shows, and Movies.

Monkeys are the gross humor.
Rabbits are the sexual, and more sexually dirty humor.

Originating from the song “Animal Crackers In My Soup” by Shirley Temple.

Watched a comedy show. It had potty humor and sexual humor. Wasn’t sure what to think of this show. Kind of confusing.
It’s basiclly The Monkey and Rabbit Theory.

Monkey and Rabbit Theory by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

Monkey Farming 

Two people having sex while wearing gorilla costumes. A banana in the bum and penis in the vagina , while watching Planet of the Apes and making monkey sounds

The wife and i got bored and did a little monkey farming before the costume party.

Monkey Farming by Krakatoa Balboa October 15, 2018

Monkey In A Bathtub 

Just a fellow negro on the block getting some cock

That guy really is a monkey in a bathtub

Monkey In A Bathtub by Slooby Chewby November 8, 2018