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Lunch ladies

Mean horrible people who hate kids
The lunch ladies yelled at us for picking up trash
by Chickenwingspnaplate May 5, 2016
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Lunchables

Any girls vagina. More often than not, in the context of oral sex.
"Your date keeps licking his lips like he wants your Lunchables. Get a room already."
by dre.d March 2, 2010
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lunch

Lunch.

To Masturbate Aka have sex with oneself.
This way if you have an instant messaging program you can keep people from talking to you by putting your Status to "Out to lunch" While Masturbating.

It is also a good way to talk about Masturbation in public area's without anyone having any idea of what you are actualy talking about.

It is also very amusing because Lunch is very Similiar to Masturbation. You must clean up after Lunch and you can buy Lunch or you can eat Lunch.

And you can ask people If they have lunch everyday and then laugh at them when they say yes. Because they have no idea what you just said and they think WTF
Bob: Hey, ted do you have lunch at work?
Ted: Yeah...Doesnt Everybody.
Bob: ewwwwww no not me! Thats just wrong...
ted: wtf!!!!!!
by The Lunch Maker May 7, 2008
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lunchdoggle

A combination of lunch and boondoggle, a lunchdoggle is any lunch outing from work that turns into hours of time wasting, often accompanied by drinking.
Dude, you up for a lunchdoggle? Let's go to the strip club for lunch today!
by Nimai March 24, 2007
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Mercy Lunch

Derived from "mercy fuck". Having lunch with someone because you feel sorry for them and they keep suggesting to have lunch sometime.
Bill kept bugging me to get together to hear his dumb ideas, so i finally budged and gave him a mercy lunch.
by Kiddo con carmex December 23, 2010
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Lebanese Lunch

Using your tongue to remove a falafel from a woman's vagina
Hey girl you want to go have a Lebanese lunch?
by Jaboi67 July 3, 2018
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Dry lunch

Dry lunch is when you eat roadkill animals with no drink to go with it
Craig: "I could really do with some food right now"

Gavin " I've got some pheasant left over for a dry lunch mate"
by WahWahWaaaah March 3, 2022
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