HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
by K9Guy October 6, 2009
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Guy one: How far did you get with her?
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!
Guy two: First and a half base!
Guy one: Wha?
Guy two: Ya know, getting just the sideboob!
by NoodlingAround January 18, 2013
Get the First and a half base mug.You become 'Half-A-Virgin'... or use the excuse, because you've tried VERY VERY VERY hard to remain pure. But have this one experience when a dick 'may or may not have' entered a place it wasn't supposed to.
Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.
Hence, you are 'half'. It was in there, but not long enough for it to take away your virginity.
Person K: So has anyone ever had a PIECE OF YOUR PIE?!
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.
Person A: No. I'm Half-A-Virgin.
Person K: How is that possible?!
Person A: Maybe you should check out UrbanDictionary, to answer that question.
by Dark Allie March 28, 2010
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by ghettobootie July 23, 2008
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1. The top of her head looks great but she is a half-bobber.
2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.
3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
2. She was a half-bobber so I had to dump the bitch.
3. My last girlfriend was a half-bobber, she was always leaving me with blue balls.
by KDH September 8, 2008
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