goober

Someone who is silly and mean to there cousin!

Ryan is a goober!!! haha

Jaclyn is not.

by Jaclyn August 3, 2004

Gooner

Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"

Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard

by vfamousforlife July 2, 2011

goober

A rural native of South Alabama or Northwest Florida who is genetically insuffient to be called a redneck or cracker.

That goober ain't taking my sister to the drive-in movie in no pick-up truck...it ain't got no back seat.

by Harry Flashman June 27, 2003

goober

A goober is a booger or a nose fruit.

ew! Derek ate the goober! he likes nose fruit!

by m00p April 8, 2004

Goober

The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire . The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.

"... sorry... I'll be busy on February 3rd. We'll be in the hospital... having the first goober!"

by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in December 6, 2006

goober

Reference to one who is goob-like in personality and physical traits.

San Jose David is such a goober.

by your boy blue April 3, 2009

Goober

1.A dog treat that is loved by certain dogs that get so excited when you say "goober? goober? wanna goober???"that they cock their head sideways and stick their ears up sometimes they get so excited they just freeze up and urinate (or pee) themselves.
2. It also can also sometimes be a small piece of candy.

John: Skeeter!?! Ya wanna goober?!?!? Goober yeah?!?! Ya wanna goober skeeter?!?! Goober?!?!?
Skeeter: (while cocking head sideways) woof woof (with a slight hint of doggy moaning)
Christina: Ewww skeeter did you just pee all over the floor again??????!!!!!?????
Skeeter:woof woof
John: yeah I offered him a goober
Christina: stop doing that!!!!!! Mom!!! skeeter peed on the floor again!!!! Clean it please
Mom: Ok honey!

by iliketurtlesalot November 2, 2009