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Wilson's Spot
The theoretical principle that refers to the point on a dance floor in which there is the greatest density of women (see Wilson's Law for more information). Discovered by Justin Smallwood and Christopher Portlock on the 7th of August 2010 Wilson's Spot, and consequently Wilson's Law, provides great insight into the migration and patterns of movement among dancers across the world. The name is derived from Mick Wilson who would always appear to have the greatest concentration of women surrounding him on a dance floor as observed at a local school Deb.
The ‘center’ of the Wilson’s Spot must also abide by a number of conditions for the law to stand true. Namely, the person at the center of the Wilson Spot must be bogeying at such a degree (as relative to the dancers around them) that they cause an influx in the ‘party molecules’ in the atmosphere of the dance floor, causing women to migrate to the center of the Wilson Spot. For this threshold of bogeying to be reached, a person must be dancing at an ‘awesomeness level’ of 110% greater than those around them.
It had also been discovered that if a person who creates a Wilson Spot lowers their level of bogeying at such a drastic rate that sees them simply socializing on the dance floor and not dancing, a reverse effect of the Wilson’s Law can be observed as there will be a reduction in the number of people present on the dance floor.
The ‘center’ of the Wilson’s Spot must also abide by a number of conditions for the law to stand true. Namely, the person at the center of the Wilson Spot must be bogeying at such a degree (as relative to the dancers around them) that they cause an influx in the ‘party molecules’ in the atmosphere of the dance floor, causing women to migrate to the center of the Wilson Spot. For this threshold of bogeying to be reached, a person must be dancing at an ‘awesomeness level’ of 110% greater than those around them.
It had also been discovered that if a person who creates a Wilson Spot lowers their level of bogeying at such a drastic rate that sees them simply socializing on the dance floor and not dancing, a reverse effect of the Wilson’s Law can be observed as there will be a reduction in the number of people present on the dance floor.
Wow look at all those women dancing around Freddy down there!" "Huh - guess he must be at the center of a Wilson's Spot" "Yeah - I saw him doing some pretty insane moves earlier
Wilson's Spot by UnDeadChicken August 8, 2010
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Wilson's Phenomenon
The Wilson Phenomenon is where any act conducted by Wilson is therefore considered morally, ethically and legally acceptable. It acts as a precedent.
Based off Samuel Wilson, American-born British neurologist in the early 20th century who discovered the copper overload disease, aptly named Wilson's Disease. Samuel Wilson was also credited with the use of the term extrapyramidal in reference to the study of human neuroanatomy. Samuel Wilson's great-grandson is also a doctor - eminent Australian Christopher Wilson. Both Wilson's are credited to be incredibly knowledged in ethics,, morality and law.
Based off Samuel Wilson, American-born British neurologist in the early 20th century who discovered the copper overload disease, aptly named Wilson's Disease. Samuel Wilson was also credited with the use of the term extrapyramidal in reference to the study of human neuroanatomy. Samuel Wilson's great-grandson is also a doctor - eminent Australian Christopher Wilson. Both Wilson's are credited to be incredibly knowledged in ethics,, morality and law.
Friend 1: Do you think that's allowed?
Friend 2: Yes it falls under Wilson's Phenomenon, Mr. Wilson was known to have conducted it, therefore it's allowed.
Friend 2: Yes it falls under Wilson's Phenomenon, Mr. Wilson was known to have conducted it, therefore it's allowed.
Wilson's Phenomenon by American Society of Neurology May 13, 2017
Wilson's law
Applied at times of superiority, that of politics to science, which holds that when A equals B, and B equals C, then A equals C, except where forbidden by law.
Consider Wilson's law as of opposite of Pareidolia, Mimicry, etc; Pattern recognition not at fault, drop hook with bait of what recon as rare thyself, hope can pull that fish up-board for: rarity spews back when measured by closed loop feedback.
Wilson's law by Valandstanandtomandandy December 2, 2009
Wilson's Grammar School
A selective state school well known for its popular drag contest and abysmal rugby league table results, frequently demolished by WCGS and occasionally by Wallington High School for Girls. Notable ex-pupils include Joey Essex, Abhishek Pathal, owner of the corner shop down the road, and Kevin Stevenson, Daniel Radcliffe's stunt double in the 3rd Harry Potter movie. At least they have a great Rubix cube club.
Bob: What school do you go to?
Jimmy: Wilson's Grammar School. Do you know it?
Bob: Is that the school who won the Sutton curling competition?
Jimmy: Yes, and I was named player of the match and won a signed Rubix cube. Lucky me!
Jimmy: Wilson's Grammar School. Do you know it?
Bob: Is that the school who won the Sutton curling competition?
Jimmy: Yes, and I was named player of the match and won a signed Rubix cube. Lucky me!
Wilson's Grammar School by Milkman 212 December 8, 2017
Wilson's Grammar School
Currently known as the Top 1 secondary school in the UK for GCSE grades, as of 2017. Despite the hard work the students must do, Wilson's consistently dominate other schools such as WCGS and attain a high percentage of A*s.
Wilson's Grammar School was originally built and founded in Camberwell by Edward Wilson in 1615, but was rebuilt in Wallington.
Wilson's Grammar School by DefinitionsThroughExperience October 22, 2017
Wilson’s school
a school full of gay dancers who have literal football pitches in front of them but use it for dance rehearsals and soggy biscuit. one pastime is queing up for buses
i’m a wilson’s school boy and i bring “smart” phones to rebel against the system. oh shit i’m late for soggy biscuit with the lads
Wilson’s school by 95caprio October 23, 2017