1 definition by vfamousforlife

Gooner

Refers to female girls/woman who are strangely addicted to men who wear facial hair. (beards, mustache, fu-manchu, etc;). Most of which female gender girls/women are more often then not name Sabrina, Shelly, or Yvonne.

Someone who is extremely weird is known as a "Gooner"

Hey, that girl is a Gooner because she is obssesed with Brian Wilson's beard

by vfamousforlife July 1, 2011