futon

A nasty contraption, perceivably made of concrete. Impossible to fold without losing at least a few fingers if not an entire limb. It is the bed of the devil.

Last night I slept on my mate's futon, now I feel like I've kicked to death by a mob.

by evilmango April 27, 2006

Futwat

(pronouced foo-twat) A fucking twat. A term that refers to someone who has pissed you off beyond all imaginable reason. When Fucking Twat just can't make it out of your mouth...Futwat just seems to roll off your tongue.

That bitch at work is nothing more than a Futwat!

by J & D October 7, 2006

Future references

It’s what Kennedy said

For the future references

by JSJEJI0103938 February 25, 2018

Futchy

The best man in the world. Hes my Futchy, the best Futch around

Hes my futchy, there is no better man in the world to be futched by.

by Amothy July 4, 2018

Futa dude

A guy who couldn't get any pussy while roleplaying as a male. So now he is pretending to be a female/trans irl in order to get away with being around females.
End goal is to get close to the females and get nudes.

Kik has so many futa dudes bruh

by Tonkatauekuk October 2, 2020

Futa on female

The best type of porn on the internet. It's like lesbian porn except the strap-on is an actual dick.

Guy 1: Dude, I can't find anything to fap to.
Guy 2: Try futa on female, it always works for me.
Guy 1: Alright, I'll try it out.

by Luzay June 22, 2023

Our future

Aka kids; children.

Our future only wants to be NBA and NFL stars; instead of aspiring to go to college or help the community.

by Malik Unity October 14, 2009