Yurt dirt

The brown substance found underneath a hippie's foreskin - the result of fornicating in the unsanitary conditions of a yurt.

Jessica said she won't go down on hippies for fear of yurt dirt.

by Cookiedontrage May 12, 2017

pulling dirt

A situation where you and one other person are left alone at a bars closing bell . Both intoxicated , you hook up . It is a verbal , literal and metaphor .

"after we left jack's last night , Mo pulled some dirt " . '' No way , mate , hes awllays pulling dirt "

by manhattandog May 15, 2011

Gonna put some dirt in your eye

Used to put someone bad in their place.

Oh dont cry, I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye

by DanielFromSL September 8, 2018

Handle your dirt

V. The act of safeguarding one's interests, personally, rather than relying upon other parties for support.

Don't hide behind your bodyguard! If you can't handle your dirt then don't talk like you real.

by K. Washington July 24, 2016

Jun dirt

A guy that leaves a trail of sluglike material behind him with no work effort also known for stealing cigarettes so slippery he can almost pull it off right in front of you the Jun dirt can never be left unsupervised around your property

Oh shit jun dirts coming hide the weed and cigarettes

by Anonymous and sons January 19, 2022

squirt dirt

Diarrhea, same as blast mud, though typically a bit more dry.

Jimmy: Gru, that Thai food is hitting me - I gotta use your crapper.

Gru: Man, iff you gotta squirt dirt, use the downstair bathroom - more tp than in the upstairs shitter.

by the comand'r October 10, 2016

Nocturnal dirt people

People of low social standing who wait outside big box stores on Black Friday and try to haggle prices when finally let in.

Ugh…. Here we go again. My shift just started and I’m already dealing with the nocturnal dirt people.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 5, 2021