Shit in a bag

An expression to describe frustration with an idea or a situation that is equivalent to needing to taking a shit without a toilet.

Rory: "Courtney, we missed our bus stop."
Courtney:" Well, I'll just shit in a bag..."

by Luke1705 April 15, 2017

bag chiping

bag chiping is the profession in which much like a seagul the candidate makes attempt to remove idle chips from the HJ bag that have fallen out of the chip container and found there resting place at the bottom of the bag. This normally tends to manafest a conclusion of friendships there fore confirming the idea of seperating work and home. this tendinsy is normally exhibited in people classified as stinge or the slightly more crude rascial descrimination of 'jewish'

FRIEND: cant believe kelsy is bag chiping again hes ruining his life.
friend 2: yes this addiction got to stop. hes got a family to think of.
Kelsy: CHIPS YUM I LOVE NOT HAVING TO PAY>>>>>

by taskmaster September 14, 2009

bagging the jew

The act of finally obtaining a Jewish financial adviser to show you the way to their gold.

Yippie kiyahh!! Asher is done diversifying my portfolio. I'm finally bagging the jew!

by haroldhamfist March 20, 2019

bagging a rhino

banging a girl in the backseat of a car while your buddy drives.

jim drove and i was bagging a rhino.

by geethree June 25, 2008

dollar bag

$100 worth of weed, mostly used on the island of Guam in the Pacific

“Yo lets go grab a dollar bag”

“I got 5 on it”
“Fuck outta here wit yo 5 dollars”

by Callmetaco July 2, 2019

Wine Bagged

When one slaps a mans balls prior to him busting in your mouth.

“ I was sucking his dick last night and surprised him with a wine bag.”

“This chick was giving me head and right as I was bout to bust she wine bagged me”

by Spicycheese August 13, 2018

bag of forks

Term used to describe a woman who is so thin that her bones jut out of her skin.

Man, she was so skinny it was like fucking a bag of forks.

by Jokestress November 27, 2010