August 26

National lick your girlfriend’s pussy day!!

Girlfriend: “hey, you know it’s august 26th today right? You know you have to lick my pussy today!!”

by Ouassan41 August 20, 2022

August 5

A depressed girl, that looks Chinese. Peroidt!!!!

Person- What’s wrong with her??
Person 2- Oh she was born August 5
Person-ohhhh that makes sense now

by Her her November 5, 2019

August 1st

The day the WORST people were born. If you were born on this day you tend to be really mean to others and you betray and backstab everyone you see.

Adam: Wow! I think youre interesting, whats your birthday?

Chris: August 1st!

Adam: Ew bye

by Anonomys09 April 26, 2020

August 5

If you are born on August 5 then man, i gotta break it to you, you DUMB.

Person 1: Hey whats your birthday?
Person 2: Oh its august 5.
Person 1: Damn u dumb.

by myuglyass11 November 2, 2019

August 11

The worst day in the world. If you were born on this day no one likes you

P1: My baby is due August 11!

P2: Good luck with that one.

by Kathy Psudo January 12, 2021

August 1

August 1st is NOT show of your gf day and is a pretty stupid day.

'' It is August 1st baby''
"I didn't ask"

by Duliacyyy August 1, 2021

august 5

names begin with J, absolute twats that tell ppl to kill themselves, hates ppl that have girlfriends bcs he cant get one, thinks theyre hard but got battered by alfie kellet, can only handle .25 in a joint, has only 2 friends that barely even like him

ginger boy: im hanging out with my gf today
august 5: no tell her to jump off a bridge

by vscogirl123456789 November 2, 2019