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Piss Pads 

Incontinence Pads for the elder Female; used for non-control of piss track, leaves sweet Lavender smell instead of old stale piss, can be used as dashboard wipes, extremley absorbant for all domestic uses.
"Ahhh.. Joe dont you be forgetting my piss pads when you go Netto's, my Bloody Knickers are soiled"
Piss Pads by Glory Piss October 1, 2006
Related Words

piss call 

The name given to an inordinately ungodly time at which one must wake up for work, school, etc.

"I can't go out tonight, I have a 6AM piss call."
piss call by patrsacc April 14, 2009

piss on it 

Person1: I can't go out tonight, I have to study for a test.
Person2: Piss on it. Let's go.
piss on it by Mike February 25, 2004

piss dance 

when you jump up and down and conveniently place your hands on your crotch to try and stop the piss from flowing out of your urethra
bystander number 1:look at that fag over there. whats his problem.
bystander number 2:i dont know. is he just touching himself?
bystander number 3:no you dumbasses. somebody shit so hard they clogged the toilet, and now this poor guy cant piss, so hes doing the piss dance to try and hold it in.
uncontrolled display of negative emotions, tantrum.
When Heather's Dad found she was pregnant, he threw a piss-fit.
Piss -fit by Habbakuk July 15, 2005

piss-gasm 

A piss-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he's taking a piss and has a cumgasm because his bladder is pressing on his prostate gland.
I was taking a piss and had a piss-gasm!
piss-gasm by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020