Definitions by patrsacc

chatvite poof 

The instantaneous log off used to dodge a chat invite or IM.

"Hey, what's up? I just wanted to say hi online last night but you gave me the chatvite poof."

"I hate that guy, he always wants to chat. I just give him the chatvite poof. "

Someone more naive might say, "Gee, Ed must have a really bad internet provider; he keeps losing his connection".

chatvite poof by patrsacc July 5, 2009

piss call 

The name given to an inordinately ungodly time at which one must wake up for work, school, etc.

"I can't go out tonight, I have a 6AM piss call."

piss call by patrsacc April 14, 2009