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a person who acts so clueless that one would think he/she smokes pot, in actuality, does not
person A- turn left here
person B-what
person A- turn left
person B- *turns right*
person A- you jackweed
jackweed by fernando_wooodeedo September 29, 2019
Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.
Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.
jackweed by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

Jackweed Igit 

Usually goes by the name of Chris
Look at that jackweed igit! I bet his name is Chris!
Jackweed Igit by mome1983 January 31, 2017
A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.
Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!
Jack-weed by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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