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A real elmore, clown, maroon, or fuck up.

I would call you a jackass but jackweed sounds better.

jackweed by Prim n Proper October 10, 2007

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jackweed

a person who acts so clueless that one would think he/she smokes pot, in actuality, does not

person A- turn left here
person B-what
person A- turn left
person B- *turns right*
person A- you jackweed

jackweed by fernando_wooodeedo September 29, 2019

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jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.

Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.

jackweed by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

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Jackweed Igit

Usually goes by the name of Chris

Look at that jackweed igit! I bet his name is Chris!

Jackweed Igit by mome1983 January 31, 2017

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Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.

Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!

Jack-weed by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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