jackweed

A real elmore, clown, maroon, or fuck up.

I would call you a jackass but jackweed sounds better.

by Prim n Proper October 10, 2007

jackweed

a person who acts so clueless that one would think he/she smokes pot, in actuality, does not

person A- turn left here
person B-what
person A- turn left
person B- *turns right*
person A- you jackweed

by fernando_wooodeedo September 29, 2019

jackweed

Just yet another word for dipshit, asswipe, loser moron, assclown, only I like the sound of it better.

My greatest word invention yet.

Kile is a jackweed, and he never gets any poontang.

by Captain Awesome February 25, 2005

Jackweed Igit

Usually goes by the name of Chris

Look at that jackweed igit! I bet his name is Chris!

by mome1983 January 31, 2017

Jack-weed

A more polite way of calling someone both a dickweed and a jackoff at the same time.

Stay in your own lane Jack-weed!!

by Tim Wallach August 3, 2006