there are 2 types of nathan. NO IN BETWEEN!! one is insanely autistic, has every mental illness but doesnt know it, full name nathaniel, listens to avenged sevenfold, has a frightening obsession with freddy mercury, mexican, long hair, watches
anime, loves goth girls, a literal
nerd, and tried to learn the guitar to impress some ladies but then quit while learning f chord. he definitely likes chess too. 5'7? 5'9.
the 2nd one is white, has either light brown or dirty blonde hair, also a
nerd but not a cool
nerd. genuinely really cringe but you feel bad for him so you dont
beat his ass.. weird obsession with minecraft and that creeper hoodie. nobody fucking knows what his music taste is. he likes sharks (sharks are fucking
awesome by the way i love talking about sharks with a nathan they get it)
wahh: "oooh is that nathan?!! how have YOU been bro it's been too
long"
nathan 1: "ive been great man! how have you been?"
wahh: "honestly i have no idea. im just chillin. whats been going on in your life to make it so great??"
nathan 1: "oh i get it. i feel like that too sometimes.. my girlfriend broke up with me because shes not in the
right state of mind and ive been having suicidal thoughts and seeing.. yeah my girlfriend broke up with me but my other girlfriend comforted me and my other other girlfriend sent me a picture of her tits. i also got into a car crash on the way here. there's a 3 inch deep cut on my
leg right now i think i see some bone but i found a
new favorite game to
play. i got a
job too, it pays well. i spent like $30 on my
ex, brooke. i got her a stuffed
shark plushie cause shes fuckin obsessed with them... we hung out for a bit and it was really nice in general but she won't break up with her boyfriend soo. her
dad also saw my
penis. him and his motorcyle
gang found out where i live and have been stalking me and trying to kill me- i think they're actually the ones who crashed into my
car..."
wahh: "what the fuck"
wahh: "i love you dude but what the fuck"
wahh: "hi nathan'
nathan 2: "My
dad punched me in the balls. He said something -which i won't repeat- about me because I stayed up for 4 days straight playing minecraft... He called me a slow fucking bitch. That's not even the longest I've stayed up!"
wahh: "thats cool i think.."