Irish wristwatch

Actually originating in the piedmont of North Carolina, the Irish Wristwatch occurs during anal intercourse. The male, lying on his back, is mounted by the female; she rotates (preferably clockwise) while drinking a bottle of Irish Cream, whether it is Bailey's, O'Mara's, etc.

I gave Jo an irish wristwatch

by TMinc January 22, 2010

the Irish

Many centuries ago, the Irish were the most advanced race on earth. Legend has it they were on the verge of transcending to become beings of pure energy, when they discovered alcohol and...well you know the rest.
On the bright side, they invented stout, potatoes, and whiskey

Peter Griffin, from the Griffin family in Family Guy, is Irish. So is Gerry Adams, the IRA and Irish Whiskey

by b0Bz0r3llo February 10, 2005

irish disease

The slang term referring to the commonly below average, small penis of Irish men.

"Cindy, you know I'd date Tom, but I'm not feeling the whole Irish Disease, I don't want to date a guy with a small cock."

by Chris Connelly June 12, 2006

Irish bulldog

receiving oral sex from a partner than ejaculating on his or her face, finishing off with a punch in the jaw and then you bite their ear.

"after the Irish bulldog karen wanted to call it a night."

by zaktori January 7, 2006

irish jig

as in doing an irish jig on someones head. i:e practically kicking a prods face in.

i'm gonna do an irish jig on that cunts head

by da origanal playa May 25, 2006

Irish Pirate

Just like the angry pirate the man is getting head, he pulls out, dick pokes her in the eye, and kicks her shin. Upon doing all this the girl will get up on one leg, covering one eye thus making the pirate. To make it Irish the guy cums on her face before she gets up and throws a handful of Lucky Charms on it so they stick.

Professor: Why wasn't Aurora in class today?
Student: Colin gave her the Irish Pirate and she can't get them off her face

by Leprechaun Hobo March 23, 2010

Irish for a day

People with no Irish ancestry who celebrate on St. Patrick's Day as if they are Irish.

What's my ethnicity? Since it's March 17 I'll have to say I'm Irish for a day. Ask me tomorrow though and I'll say Danish and Venezuelan for life.

by North Central Johnny June 26, 2009