Blidge

A word to describe someone who is belligerently drunk or acting crazy. Also used to describe someone who is a bitch or hoe.

Wow that chick is so blidge, shes dancing naked on the pool table.

What a blidge, she just dropped all our food.

by DLevy September 1, 2008

Blind Date

This is based on the use of the "stranger" where the male lays on his own arm to put it to sleep. Then uses his own arm to masturbate himself but here's the twist...

Lay on HER arm to put it to sleep and use one of your hands to help her stranger arm and masterbate yourself. For an extra twist - name the arm. Do this to your satisfaction.

Hey Marie - how about we try a blind date?

by Panther13 April 23, 2009

Blimp

When the Male is Taking a shit and the girl/other guy sucks his dick

Bob:I have to take a shit
Kirsten:can i suck your dick when you take a shit?
Bob: yes of course you can give me a blimp.

by suck my fucking 12 meter peter January 17, 2010

Blimey

Too cum in someone's eye. Blinding them with the slimey goodness of jizz.

The man performed a blimey on that women last night.

by Cristobal Reyes January 7, 2010

blimpkin

A blumpkin occuring in an airborne blimp. See blumpkin.

I recieved a blimpkin and wondered whether that also qualified me into the mile-high club.

by Sandip May 13, 2005

Blimpie's

(n.) A crappy Sub chain of stores that are rivaled only by Subaway, and Quizno's.

Subway, Quizno's, Blimpie's. It's all horrible food to me.

by G-Union April 16, 2004

Blind Fuck

Adjective: A blind fucker. Verb: 1) When you are fucking then you look at a light/flash and go blind then keep on fucking.
2) You fuck someone that's blind or two blind people fuck/have an orgea. 3)

Lady: I saw the grossest thing today.... Two people fucking near a lighthouse! Then one went blind so he was a blind fuck!

Chorndog (Horndog and Corndog): Cool! I saw two bling people walk into each other naked and the guy's dick went in the lady's vagina!

Lady: Eww!

by Lesbian seagul October 13, 2007