guy bailey

Coolest bro in the history of bros.

The best bro I've ever had was a total Guy Bailey.

by VoltronPrime May 8, 2015

guy polar

This is a mental disorder in which you are unable to decide who to like. You switch who you like as frequently as you change your underwear. Although it may not bother those with the disorder (unless they have had it for a long time) it is very irritating to those around them.

Carol: So, who do you like?
Cait: John.

FIVE MINUTES LATER
Cait: or maybe Paul.

TEN MINUTES LATER
Cait: Actually, I think I like Matt.
Carol: UGHHHHH. CAIT! YOURE SO FRIGGIN GUY POLAR!

by ohsnapiknowyou09 December 14, 2008

mr guy

Mr guy is the guy everyone aspires to be

Wheres Q?
Hes off being mr guy

by ___Mr. Guy___ May 27, 2018

conceited guy

A guy who is mostly a prep or a wannabe prep and thinks that hes everything and every girl wants him and he thinks hes so hot and cool but some people really find him as a jerk and he thinks hes too cool to talk to a non-popular person.

Matt: oh man all the girls want me i'm so awesome. I bet they all want to bang me.
other guy: ugh hes such a conceited guy.

by Random Chick5499 November 27, 2013

Couch Guy

When you walk into a place where people have been smoking weed, there's always that one guy who's too high to function and is hanging out on the couch. Barely moves or acknowledges his surroundings and is clearly lost in thoughts of some sort. He's couch locked and thusly, the Couch Guy

"Dude, what's up with Dave?"

"Oh, nothing, he's just really baked. He's the Couch Guy."

by The_Sheepinator October 27, 2014

free guy

An entity/player that is able to roam a server/game without being bound by the normal standards/rules.

Yep, Tommy owns the server so you will see avatar just walking around in your game. Ya can’t blow him up! He’s the Free Guy.

by Grendels Skull August 14, 2021

hardcore guy

The older brother of the metalcore kid. He is a big, obnoxious angry baboon like man. Usually inked from head to toe with tattoos that represent his "crew". He likes to single out people at hardcore shows and assaults them. He hates drugs and alcohol. He will assault you for smoking on the street. And his other past time is beating up drug dealers for their money.

Dude, did you see that hardcore guy at the show? I think he killed that kid with the Senses Fail shirt on. I think hes part of the xFxSxUx crew bro. Don't fuck with that guy.

by deathmetaldouch October 25, 2013