The state of being a hipster prior to being a hipster. A person who exists predating the premier of the hit film Garden State.
Proto-Hipster includes, but not limited to, male and female hipsters predating the 1980's in fashion and witty catch-phrases, ahead of their time, avant garde.
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"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"
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"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"
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Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.
Never let them in.
Despite their name, they are not a service. They are a coercive means to force parents into psychiatry, as well as place your kids into abusive foster and group homes to guinea pig them with psychiatric drugs.
Never let them in.
Child Protective Services came to your door? Move. You gotta protect your kids from those child traffickers
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Little Timmy was angered by the fact that he forgot to properly follow the gwas goobies protocol, he went home to his mother crying saying I need to update snapchat mommy.
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