A pre-emptive piss taken prior to entering a situation where you may not be able to go to the bathroom (e.g. a meeting, road trip, concert, etc...).
"C'mon, we have a long ride ahead of us. Let's go!"
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
"Hold up. I need to take a maintenance piss before we ride."
by Mike Dandenault September 5, 2006
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Get the Security[piss] mug.An act in which multiple male drinkers go outside to urinate at the same time. It must be done outside, preferably on a straight stretch of bush so nobody takes an unintentional gander.
It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.
It is common courtesy to yell "TEAM PISS" before you need to urinate. Nobody is to be excluded from a Team Piss, so you must yell loud enough to inform all present drinkers. Whoever else needs to urinate is obliged to stand up and join you in yelling "TEAM PISS", until all drinkers are aware. If nobody responds, you are free to piss by yourself outside or use indoor facilities.
by TrickticklerD September 13, 2009
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Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"
2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
by wansambenlovin March 23, 2010
Get the Shit Pistol mug.This phrase means much the same as coffee penus, but can be used by both males and females (since all females except for perhaps late pre-op transsexuals do not have dicks).
{Jesús}: Cummon Horhay, let's get going!
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
{Horhay}: I'm afraid I'll have to pass; I've got the 5 minute pisses from having drank half a pot of coffee.
by Telephony May 18, 2014
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by Shit and piss and cum man November 19, 2020
Get the shit and piss and cum mug.An unexpected, sloppy way in which an individual male will urinate the morning following a night of intercourse. The male ejaculate left to dry in the penis offsets the flow of urine causing a terrible misdirected aim.
by Adam A September 15, 2003
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