1 definition by wansambenlovin

A water pistol loaded with diluted fecal matter.
Helpful when heart-felt revenge is in order.
Not a recommended course of action in many circumstances.
1: "Man, I cheated on my wife and she soaked me with the shit pistol"

2: "Hey! That lady just hit my car and drove off, I'm gonna chase her down and spray her windows with my Shit Pistol."
by wansambenlovin March 24, 2010
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