gay male period

don't deny it; every gay male, whether he's 100% butch, femme, or in between, gets one of these every month! if he misses a month or two, watch out-it comes back twice as hard the next time around. much like that of the female version, but more emotional. the gay male gets pissy, upset, sad, and my even shed several tears for no reason. usually lasts 3-5 days.

hal: hey bill, how ya feelin' today?

andy: omg, bill! this gay male period of mine is such a beotch! mark called me last night and i started crying for no reason...all he wanted was to ask me out on a date! today's flow is much lighter than yesterday's, though. how about you?

by Writingman25 April 21, 2008

alpha male

A domineering and aggressive male. Instinctually forces his will upon other males and females to get his way through any means necessary, including violence. Unhibited and primitive.

Have you seen the way the boss runs the show...he's definitely an alpha male.

by iceveiled June 30, 2006

beta male

Bay-tuh may-ul: An XY chromosome hominid without dominant gender expressions. Generally shorter, smaller, and less imposing than their larger, and more aggressive, Alpha counterparts. Often found in occupations and roles that require no spine or testicular fortitude. A liberal male. Sometimes camouflaged with alpha clothing or verbal expressions but lacking in true male behavior (sometimes confused with a lesbian or an XX feminist). An urbanite or hipster-Democrat.

"After protesting all afternoon, Roland and the other beta males went to Starbucks for a quick no-foam, half-caf, soy latte"

by Gronk the destroyer March 11, 2017

Phi Male

A male who hangs around females more than with males. He feels that females understand him more than his mates. Rarely heterosexual.

"Where is Ben?"
"He went with Clarissa and her friends for an ice-cream."
"That damn Phi Male."
"Do you think he is gay?"

by CoffeeK_ February 8, 2021

Alf-alpha male

1. Leader of a pack of geeks, misfits, or rejects

2. Meek,nerdy,or geeky male showing false bravado or empty machismo.

1.Mikey is obviously the alf-alpha male of the goonies.

2. I love playing video games with mike, until he starts winning and goes all alf-alpha male on me.

by Geffelz January 23, 2011

alpha-male

1) the dominant member of a pack of wolves.
2) any person with a dominating personality, causing the assertion of or struggle for leadership in almost any situation.

While Dubya was busily pretending to be an alpha-male whilst getting coked up and going AWOL from his Air National Guard unit during Vietnam, John Kerry was matter-of-factly leading his swiftboat successfully through enemy fire in true alpha-male form.

by FunkyBumpkin April 29, 2005

Beta Male

To be a bitch like male

a beta male in all entirety. To be a female in a male body . To have your wife be more of a man than you.

Eg - sash is a major beta male

by Basedgodofbaseness April 24, 2015