Mitchell

The most amazing name for a boy. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life; he loves to be outside and hangout with friends. He is BAD ASS.

"Wow, that guy is such a keeper, a real Mitchell"

by Cup vs. cake February 4, 2010

matchturbate

To masturbate to the profile picture of a person on match.com.

Yeah, I went on a date with that chick once. It didn't work out, but I still matchturbate to her profile pic after I come home drunk sometimes. But then I end up reading her profile and get sad when I read the part about her dog dying, and I can't finish.

by ghuuuuuuu July 4, 2010

Michael Richards

An American actor best known for playing Cosmo Kramer on Seinfeld, who later became infamous for a racist, obscenity laden tirade in November of 2006 while performing at the Laugh Factory.

Michael Richards took his place alongside Mel Gibson and George Allen as guys whose mouths are bigger than their brains.

by jesster79 November 23, 2006

Michael Badnarik

A libertarian Presidential candidate who espouses the views of the Libertarian Party, dedicated to reduce government spending, establishing a hard-currency system, Withdrawing from the UN and expelling them,*finally*, Eliminating the nonsensical "assault-weapons ban", Keeping the government out of marital affairs, getting out of Iraq because it's been such a mess. Basically the only party worth voting for.

I was going to vote for Bush, then I found out about the Libertarian Party, now I plan to vote for Michael Badnarik.

by Japanadan October 9, 2004

Michael

This boy is daddy and should be treated as a god. Any girl that sees Michael will want him, and any guy that sees him will want to be him. Michael is, and always will be, dad material.

"She doesn't like me. Guess I'm not a Michael."

by Keller_Slug June 5, 2018

Match Me

1. For a friend to get a discussed amount of ganja and match it to the same amount as a friend and then do things of low moral(as in, no 4:20? No love)

Stoner 1:"Hey, dude! Wanna match me four grams?"
Stoner 2:"You got four grams? Sure man, I have four grams too."
And then commence the pot smoking:D

by Mallard Duck(add on myspace:) July 12, 2009

Michael

Michael is a very good looking boy. He has a humongous dick i know because i sucked it before it taste like strawberrys. I even got pregnant with his baby at 14. Oops my parents are gonna kill me.

Michael Very attractive

by Rjakskkf October 29, 2019