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matchturbate

To masturbate to the profile picture of a person on match.com.
Yeah, I went on a date with that chick once. It didn't work out, but I still matchturbate to her profile pic after I come home drunk sometimes. But then I end up reading her profile and get sad when I read the part about her dog dying, and I can't finish.
by ghuuuuuuu July 4, 2010
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