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human guitar

Tickling someone's butt hole with your fingers while jerking them off with the other hand, therefore creating a guitar like gesture.
Yo me and my girl played the human guitar last night when her parents weren't home.
by Human guitar and chill? January 26, 2016
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Human

Earth-species also known as homo sapiens. Highly evolved brain capacity, quite agile, clever tool users and overall determined creatures. Very proficient endurance runners, perhaps the best on the planet.

Capacity for both good and evil, whether one is favored over the other depends mostly on upbringing, enviroment and personal philosophy.

Humans are also defined by their ability to think abstractly and to plan ahead of time. They are naturally geared towards helping one another in catastrophic situations should one occur. They sometimes have an unhealthy and unreasonable tendency to sell themselves short.

Not to be confused with some of the other misanthropic and defeatist definitions on this site. Definitions made by speciecist, pathetic people who are too weak or afraid to pursue greatness and thus feel the need to bring everyone else down.
Humans have come a long way since we first picked up a tool. Now we must embrace our worth and our abilities to bring humanity even further.
by PlainToSee June 4, 2016
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human goo

The result of an oily build up from human contact left behind on high volume touchable surfaces, that attracts airborne particles leaving a grimy residue noticeable by touch
The backside of this handle is covered in human goo
by Chef Tortuga March 6, 2017
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Humans

A bunch of dumbasses who kill each other and waste shit. They are also very sexual and enjoy getting drunk
Most humans are bad, but. The ones like trump are the worst
by Furious Destroyer April 11, 2017
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human cigar

When a girl takes a hit from a vape, then she proceeds to give a man a blowjob while slowly exhaling, making it look like she is smoking his dick.
Adam:Did you know Jessica smokes?
Dhruv:No
Danny:Yeah she took a hit from a human cigar
by Cool kids 26 May 21, 2017
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Human Cinnamon

Its a person on Instagram,Twitter,Tumblr and blog. Shes really nice and sweet and she takes kick-ass photos. (her name is Pavithra)
Hey. Have you read the article on human cinnamon blog? Its pretty cool
by RichardSullivanVanDaunge December 4, 2017
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Human pudding

human pudding is a combination of semen,blood,vomit,urine,mucus and other bodily fluids.
dude i did a metal dan on some kid down the street and we made human pudding
by xenbutt December 7, 2017
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