Tim Allen Hammer 

A hammer signed by Tim Allen. Used to fix Cam's porch, and kill kids from Carrick. "I wish you wouldda got me a Tim Allen Sledgehammer." Put in carpenter pants hammer hole.

I got a Tim Allen Hammer! Ahhhhhhhuhhhhhh. They gonna see Tim Allen on the hammer and they'll be like ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Tim Allen Hammer by Eskimoman76 April 16, 2004

the hammer

the term for a amazingly huge penis or bottle straped to the inner thigh of a male referred to as the hammer!!

omg did you see marlboro's defensive end has the hammer! omg hide the children! from #79

the hammer by one graced by the hammer August 31, 2009

sludge-hammer 

When a male is about to ejaculate during sexual intercourse. He then will pull out and bring his cock forward to the females face. The male partner then times his ejaculation and smacks the female in the face with his cock, while simultaniously blowing his load all over her face. (NOTE: This requires near PERFECT timing!)

I sludge-hammered her freaking face last time. She couldn't freaking see! & I think i gave her a black eye..

sludge-hammer by Jeary Beary June 21, 2007

Akron Hammer

A hammer purchased at a local Home Depot in Ohio.

I was building a birdhouse so I needed to buy an Akron Hammer.

Akron Hammer by San Diego Wes November 11, 2009

thors hammer 

what michael mihel does to people who r dumb.

sorry i didnt know what 45 times 67 was. dont gimme thors hammer!

thors hammer by jaque louve March 10, 2005

blacksmiths hammer

a black person that has a really long, thick and chunky penis, that when he spanks you with it, its like a blacksmith, hammering a horseshoe!

girl 1: oh shit my ass is so sore
girl 2: why?
girl 1: i got blacksmiths hammered last night
girl 1: ohhhhh...

blacksmiths hammer by babybelle December 24, 2009

Texas Hammer Stick 

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

Texas Hammer Stick by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010