The Google Game

The object of this game is to type short random strings of letters into the Google image search, but you have to turn the safe search off. The goal is to find as much porn on the first page of results. You take turns of 5 attempts per person. Each image is worth ten points, gay porn is negative ten points, lesbian porn is worth 20 points. Unless you are gay, then I guess you just reverse the scoring system.

Hey, do you want to play the Google game?

by mike cokizard March 10, 2010

Master Googler

Someone who has superior skills at searching on Google, ie gets more accurate results compared to regular people.

I'm telling you, this guy is totally a Master Googler.

by thecuddlefish July 15, 2011

google gangster

A google gangster is exactly that- a wannabe who shaves his head, saggs the blue pressed dickies and puts on a white t shirt that is three sizes too big. Don't forget the squared sunglasses! They make you look tough.
Google gangsters (or GG's) live by the creed, "it's not where you're from, it's what you know". Everything a GG knows about "banging" they learned from a search engine such as Google.

Thug 1: "Look at that fool, homie"
Thug 2: "Wasn't he in FFA?"
Thug 1: "Yeah, he's a real Google gangster"

by coffeeanddonuts April 22, 2008

Google

The Google Empire is currently the strongest "force" in the world which, since 1998, has influenced approximately 99.5% of everything. They were that "force" behind George Bush's election, 9/11, global warming, and the recent depression. Able to initiate any possible occurrence anywhere at the press of the button, your thinking patterns as you read this are being programmed by one of several "Googlites" located in a CIA-protected location. Since Google operates on all infants at their birth, all humans 12 and under are effectively bionic. Every tap of your finger against the computer, every breath, every blink is being initiated by someone who, after typing a length of code, beams that string of coding to the receptors inserted into your head at birth. These receptors translate the raw data into small actions carried out by your muscles. Since an electrolyte is pumped into muscles at birth, the receptor only has to transmit an electric current to that area, causing a twitch, which is what humans percept as movement.

And when they come in the night for you, do not resist. After surgery, it will feel completely normal and you won't notice the newest electronic equipment packed into the confines of your head and body. And yes, in case you were wondering, they do control your erections.

Guy to girlfriend: "Oh yeah, baby, keep sucking. Oh yeah!"

Googlite at Google headquarters flips switch to activate in-eye camera.

by π=3.14 April 20, 2010

google sandwich

When you leave google to go to a site and then go back to google without using the back button resulting in google sandwiching in the page youre viewing. Usually a form of protection when viewing a site that you don't want to be caught surfing.

Escaping the page is done simply by using back or forward button either will get you to google.

"Dude youre watching porn at work! NUTS! You better Google sandwich it in case the boss comes back."

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Eric: Wow youre seriously watching a Chris Crocker Video? Here comes your girlfriend.
Mike: Shit I better google sandwich it quick!
Eric: Good thinking!
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Kelly: So wow this guy I'm dating really is a convict. Here's his mugshot.
barbara: Oh no here he comes! Quick Google it nOW! Act natural!
Kelly: Whew that was close. Good thing I had my google sandwich on.
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Hot chick: Ew here he comes. He's gonna want to be invited, quick change the page.
Loser: Wow you guys are surfing google. Cool. I better go back to being lame. Bye.
Hot Chicks sidekick: You TOTALLY fooled him with the google sandwich.

by imurfriend2 April 27, 2008

google maps

an online map used for stalkers and help pedophiles rape children inside their homes

Stalker 1: I'm gonna go on google maps to rape my next victim i hope they dont have a dog
Stalker 2: I hope Judy hasn't moved since 96 i really love her front window i wonder if shes changing

by antsdefin March 4, 2009

"Google Boy"

The accepted definition of the "Google Boy" (or girl), is an individual obsessed with searching links on the internet to pass away boredom.

the term google boy has recently recived considerable use in the medical profession; as a slang term to describe patients of O.C.D. (Obsessive Compulsive Disorder)with an overriding compulsion to use the search engine google to search for pornographic images till the early hours of the morning.

Noted Google boys: Ian D'Almeida renouned in computer world magazine as the next Bill Gates, Kashayar Seperhi (repected Iranian asylum seeker who was made famous as a Big Issue success story) and Graham Ridley (a riddle of a conundrum concerning Rowan Atkinson).

Example Sentences:

(noun. masculine) "Mummy I have seen a "Google Boy" under my bed and he was pwning me like a noob."

(med. prof) "Doctor, I think I am a "Google Boy""

(recent "The Times" headline) ""Google-Boy" epidemic on the rise since www.google.com image search facility released"

by The One and Only Google Boy Hunter August 24, 2006