Grundle Tar

A thick, sticky, dark brown substance with putrid ripe stench oftentimes found within the area between a person's asshole and genitals.

Holy fuck, what smells like a decaying corpus?" "Off courrsee it's the Grundle Tar stuck to Horvach's gooch!!!

by D. P. Dot Dirtbag October 3, 2010

grundel

A grundel has two definitions:

1. An area of skin between the legs and also between the anus and the sex organ.

2. A Combative, authoritative, pompous, superficial individual who is prone to overgeneralize topics and predisposed to utilize fallacious logic to further an argument.

Man #1: Oh shit grundel Bob is coming over here, he's such a grundel!
Grundel Bob: You guys look like pussies, ya wanna fight?

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Man #2: Man, here comes grundel Bob again. All he wants to do is fight.
Grundel Bob: You guys look like a couple of homosexuals, I can tell based off your haircuts. Ya wanna fight?

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Man #1: Grundel Bob, why do you keep starting fights? You're such a grundel!
Grundel Bob: Well I could say the same thing about youuuuu.

by bubbert November 26, 2013

Grundle grin

Similar technique to the dirty Sanchez with the difference being where the lint, cheese, and or sweat is scraped from ones grundle area and smeared under the nose or across the mouth of an unsuspecting individual to simulate a mustache or grin of grundle goo.

After a laborious day at work, upon arrival at the divorce lawyers, I greeted my ex wife with a sour grundle grin.

by Basismskister June 28, 2014

Benedict Grundled

When you get a girl to kiss your grundle, holding back your sack & balls - but betray her at the last minute by letting them flop onto her face.

"Baby see how soft my taint is - give my grundle a kiss!"
*flop*
"You benedict grundled me!? I feel so betrayed!"

by mutorcs December 12, 2009

Face Grundle

The area on the face between the nose and upper lip.

When we were kissing I missed her lips and accidently kissed her face grundle. It was awkward....

by tobyistheworst November 18, 2011

Thunder Grundle

During a fart, when air is compressed between the grundle and a hard surface- the air erupts to the nearest exit, usually out the front of the crotch. It is thunderous, not just for the thunderous noise it makes, but also because of the unsettling direction of the blow.

I had a serious thunder grundle in math class, i think i sprained my taint.

by ceegee2 January 23, 2013

Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.

There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!

by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019