YNS

Stands for "yummy nut sauce," i.e., the delicious creamy goo that squirts from the male member upon ejaculation from the nuts, aka balls or testicles. syn: spunk, jism, cum, ball juice, jizz.

It had been awhile, so when I came, it was a full bag release of YNS.

by Vanderweasel September 26, 2019

Chin diapering

Gerund form of multi-part verb “to chin diaper,” i.e., to lazily pull your mask under your chin instead of taking it off completely and deploying when needed.

“Man, it is staggering how many people are chin diapering in midtown today. Lazy fucks look like freaking idiots walking around like that. Sheesh."

by Vanderweasel September 25, 2021

MFBR

Abbreviation for "Moose Full Bag Release." In the Springtime, when the bull moose are frolicking and looking for females to hump, they've been saving up all their moose spunkz up from winter moose pussy abstinence, when they finally bust that first seasonal moose nut, it is, by necessity a Full Bag Release (FBR) of the bull moose (MFBR).

I was sucking off this moose yesterday in order to extract the spunkz to keep in the holding tanks in my back yard and was pleasantly surprised by the MFBR of the bull who clearly hadn't busted since last summer.

by Vanderweasel June 8, 2018

Slip her the bone

To have sex with; usually using the objective case pronoun, i.e., slip/slipped/slipping her the bone.

She's so hot, I'd LOVE to slip her the bone!

by Vanderweasel September 15, 2019

Moose grundle

The area between the moose ball sack and the bung.

There were some gnarly dingleberries hanging off that moose grundle. It was gross!

by Vanderweasel September 24, 2019