Erectionitis

where you cant get your erection to go away even after you've had gratuitous amounts of sexual intercourse of which you came 2x still have a hard on and a hand/blowjob wont even fix it nor will masturbating yourself. and when you sleep you wake up n its still there.

I have erectionitis ive had this boner for 7 hours now :(

by Dixon sider February 25, 2011

erecnaphobia

Erecnaphobia a condition in men is described as the fear of becoming erect in an inappropriate setting, such as a church or Drs visit

My erecnaphobia's getting the best of me today. I have a Drs.appointment today and I'm worried I cant contain complete flaccidity.

by Bro59 November 25, 2014

Erection Ejection

Where your boner gets throne out of your wife's vagina

I had an Erection Ejection having sex

by Jeff The Beast March 22, 2017

erendeny

The name erendeny is a beautiful name. She is a shy person at first but once you get to meet her she will act goofy for you. Don't waste her time she will not be patient and wait for you. She likes to leave people hanging and giving them mixed signals.....it just entertain her :)

Erendeny was wild today

by Blank?. May 20, 2018

erectileoverfunction

When the males pp gets hard hard for no reason at all. It also causes the pp to get hard for over 50 time in a average day. This might be caused by under using your pp or it has had enough of being dormant and wants to be free.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem john?
John: My pp gets hard more than usual in one day.
Doctor: You might have a erectileoverfunction.

by DrizzleDickJr September 10, 2018

Erectile Disfunction

When the penis of a male cannot get hard

Please pray for Greg, he has erectile disfunction.

by GoddessGhost November 30, 2018

erectile distraction

When a girl has a guy friend who falls into any of these categories:

- The guy she is casually banging on the rebound
- The "best friend" she keeps on speed dial for emergency arm candy
- The Friend-zoned zombie she lets take her to comic-con, baby showers or DNC rallys

.. whom she she has absolutely, positively no desire to date, marry or much less bare the child of in ANY CONTEXT WHATSOEVER

Marsha: You and Chad are always together! Are you a thing yet?

Jessica: OMG no.. he's just my erectile distraction for this month.

Marsha: HA!! I should have known.. you'd never date a guy who drives a volvo..

by TerryCowboy December 26, 2018