clickster

Any one person that fucks you over.
Being "clicked" by a clickster.

"You really clicked me on that one, you fuckin cunt!"

see "cunt" for definition

by The Clickster January 8, 2004

clockwork mice

the sweet mice on bagpuss that sing all the time and are so cool. some of their names are:
charlie mouse
willie mouse
jenny mouse

(song sung by clockwork mice)
"heres a pin and heres a pingle
porcupines are always single
poor old 'pines they must not mingle
pingle pangle pingle"

(line spoken when mice are told they can't sing)
"mice like to sing. mice not sing, mice not work. MICE STRIKE!"

by :poisonedheart: January 14, 2004

Clock-In

Verb-To take a long ,usually nauseating, shit and work on something in the process.

Bill: Peter, whats happening, im going to need you to fill out these TPS reports.
Peter: Hang on i have to take a dump.
Bill: I need these now Peter.
Peter:Well give them to me and ill go clock-in in the bathroom.

by Napples September 22, 2009

cock o'clock

The time of day that arrives when you show up at a bar or house party, and there's barely a chick in sight, except maybe a few fugly ones, and you have to leave and go somewhere where it's not a total sausagefest.

"Bad news boys, it's cock o'clock in here. We're gonna have to split and change locales if we want to sink the pink tonight."

by The Virgin Liberator December 15, 2009

Flavor Flav's Clock

What time is it? Really

At one point Chuck D was wearing stop watches around his neck which was popular at that time. At one point someone brought in some large clocks and Flavor was told he should try to dress like Chuck D. So Flavor Flav put the large clock around his neck, so folks would really know what time it is.

So now Flavor Flav's clock is a tradition which makes us think. What time is it, really.

by PoJamie January 11, 2012

alarm clock

the act of waking your partner by masturbating in their face and wacking them in the head with your penis/dildo.

dude, i totally gave paris an alarm clock at 5am. it took her an hour to wipe off the jizz. it was hot.

by swami February 16, 2005

COCKSANDWICH

The act of placing a cock in between two slices of bread (whole wheat or potato, your choice) with any condiments (usually preferred mayonase or mustard) slathering them gently together to create a sandwich of cock, thus cocksandwich, after creating said cocksandwich, violently shove into the partners mouth while defacating on their chest and reaching a climax.

Dude I totally cocksandwiched sally she cried all the way home... I laughed.

by FLACE February 24, 2010