Anyone who brings a lot of never ending trouble into your life

A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.

Something I'm afraid I've got some

City of Newport News, Virginia... locally known as Bad News in the hood. Other city slang names include P-town (Portsmouth, Va) Va Beach (Virginia Beach, Va) and Ham-town (Hampton, Virginia)

City of Evansville, Indiana and/or all of Southern Indiana. This area is often called the meth capital and has been referred as Bad News by Northern Indiana press and politicians.

Nothing travels faster than the speed of light with the possible exception of Bad News, which obeys its own special laws.

(n.) a shit, according to our late grandmother