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Clock-in 

The act of going to the bar to get drunk and having a blast!
Clock-in by WorkBeeotchSteph June 14, 2011
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Clock-In 

Verb-To take a long ,usually nauseating, shit and work on something in the process.
Bill: Peter, whats happening, im going to need you to fill out these TPS reports.
Peter: Hang on i have to take a dump.
Bill: I need these now Peter.
Peter:Well give them to me and ill go clock-in in the bathroom.
Clock-In by Napples September 22, 2009

clock in 

To make someone understand that you are being serious when they are acting like they don't believe you. (clock in)

example: Talking about sex with a girl and sayin that you are serious and not playin around.
"Let me clock the fuck in, you seriously think im bullshittin?" (clock in)
clock in by alex g------ January 17, 2008

Clock In 

The first shot taken by a professional drinker, which sounds similar to punching a time-clock.
Will: "Sorry I'm late."
Chuck: "That's ok, but don't forget to Clock In"
Will: "Two Whiskeys!"
Clock In by Ken11 February 21, 2020

clock in/clock out 

verb: to finish something very quickly and efficiently
So did you ever get with amanda yesterday?

Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.
clock in/clock out by Garrett666 August 17, 2007

clock in and do work 

A more fun way of saying, "do work." Most often used when hitting on a girl.
Riley: You see that hot chick over there?
Dan: You know I do, brozay.
Riley: I'm gonna go clock in and do work on her.
clock in and do work by bmazz88 July 14, 2010

Clock in, Ape out 

The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.
A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.
Clock in, Ape out by Silence2772 January 5, 2018
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