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Clock-In 

Verb-To take a long ,usually nauseating, shit and work on something in the process.
Bill: Peter, whats happening, im going to need you to fill out these TPS reports.
Peter: Hang on i have to take a dump.
Bill: I need these now Peter.
Peter:Well give them to me and ill go clock-in in the bathroom.
Clock-In by Napples September 22, 2009

clock in 

To make someone understand that you are being serious when they are acting like they don't believe you. (clock in)

example: Talking about sex with a girl and sayin that you are serious and not playin around.
"Let me clock the fuck in, you seriously think im bullshittin?" (clock in)
clock in by alex g------ January 17, 2008

Clock In 

The first shot taken by a professional drinker, which sounds similar to punching a time-clock.
Will: "Sorry I'm late."
Chuck: "That's ok, but don't forget to Clock In"
Will: "Two Whiskeys!"
Clock In by Ken11 February 21, 2020

clock in/clock out 

verb: to finish something very quickly and efficiently
So did you ever get with amanda yesterday?

Ya man, but her dad was on the way home so i had to clock in/clock out.
clock in/clock out by Garrett666 August 17, 2007

clock in and do work 

A more fun way of saying, "do work." Most often used when hitting on a girl.
Riley: You see that hot chick over there?
Dan: You know I do, brozay.
Riley: I'm gonna go clock in and do work on her.
clock in and do work by bmazz88 July 14, 2010

Clock in, Ape out 

The variation of a Netflix and Chill, where one will come over to the other's house for only pleasure and no strings attached. It is usually associated with someone getting into a relationship only to keep the other one around for pleasure (sex). These relationships are mostly short-termed.
A: Did you clock in last night?
B: Ya broo, another clock in, ape out at her place.
Clock in, Ape out by Silence2772 January 5, 2018
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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