It is made with two slices of bread and a cock. It can sometimes be served Aitkin's style, no bread, just plain old awesome cock. It can also be used to describe something bad or good. Also called a C.S.
"That guy spilled my drink....what a cock sandwich..or what a C.S
The date went well,i ended up serving a C.S. without the bread.
The date went well,i ended up serving a C.S. without the bread.
by Moppe February 11, 2009
The type of food, equivalent to Listerene, that horny elderly Englishmen use to polish their rotting teeth. Usually consists of the following ingredients:
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse
1 slice cock
2 slices bread
1 pat mayonaisse
I need a cock sandwich right about now- I've been stuck in the airport for five hours without a toothbrush!
by FunnyDude77777 October 29, 2010
A sexual fantasy that overzealous, ambitious and persistent misogynists cite as the answer to all the worlds' problems, much to their women's dismay.
Feeling down? You know what you should do! You should give me a cock sandwich?
Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?
The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich
The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich
Hey, I finished my thesis. Where's that cock sandwich you promised me?
The world will be a better place when I get a cock sandwich
The Only reason women should leave the kitchen is to give me a cock sandwich
by Revolutionary Tits September 27, 2011
by scyblu March 7, 2009
A blowjob from two people at the same time. The tongues make the "bread" and the cock is the "meat".
Dude, you should have come to that party last night. Two hotties made me a cock sandwich.
OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.
OMG, Jenny, that guy is such a stud! Let's make him a cock sandwich.
by UrbanErik November 17, 2006
1- A moron, an idiot, someone who screws up a lot
2- a douchebag, an arrogant prick, someone who is cocky
2- a douchebag, an arrogant prick, someone who is cocky
The guy who dropped the ball is a huge cock sandwich.
That guy is a real asshole, he is such a cock sandwich
That guy is a real asshole, he is such a cock sandwich
by MetsBallers.com September 9, 2009
A true cock sandwich is went sliding your cock between your girls knockers. The bigger the hooters the better the sandwich.
ie:
I made a cock sandwich, sliding my rod between Pam Andersons hugh titties while she cleaned every last drop of my man juice.
I made a cock sandwich, sliding my rod between Pam Andersons hugh titties while she cleaned every last drop of my man juice.
by Ed the pervert December 7, 2007